Say something in Japanese!
When I tell people I majored in Japanese or that I can speak Japanese, their reply is “Say something in Japanese!” and then I have nothing to say.
So last night, I finally took a stand.
"Sure. Tell me what to say."
"Well, just talk about something."
"Like going to Japan."
"But give me a sentence. What exactly do you want me to say?"
"YEAH IT’S NO THAT EASY, IS IT? YOU CAN’T EVEN THINK OF SOMETHING IN ENGLISH."
Okay, I didn’t say that last line, but I thought it. That’s the same as taking a stand, right?